genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via taintedharry)